Oct 13,2014 - 541,129 notes

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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Sep 29,2014 - 504,346 notes

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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Sep 23,2014 - 565,854 notes
“Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.”
— Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude)
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aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
Aug 18,2014 - 331,031 notes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

Aug 10,2014 - 177,347 notes
“Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living.”
— (via hefuckin)
Aug 8,2014 - 1,935 notes
tagged #bb
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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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xiaobyun:

you know what i’ma go audition for sm and grab myself a sehun

tagged #bc why not
Jun 13,2014 - 266,721 notes

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

Jun 9,2014 - 6,845 notes
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